Nobody ever talks about it, but no doubt you've noted the soaring popularity of those little beauty marks over the last 10-20 years. That ink's not goin' anywhere (except south). How many decades before we have a tramp-stamp crisis of epic proportion?
Fuck that cocksucking sack of nad warts bastard. Did you know that when Schmutzie isn't drunk he's actually sober? I hear he turns his back on monkeys and worst of fucking all when he shoots his wad he screams, "READY. FIRE. AIM". I wouldn't vote for a strangulated hernia like him.
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Your campaign seems a little light on specifics
;-)
Hey, we're only a day old and we already have national coverage. Not to mention Granny tramp-stamp coverage!
"Granny tramp stamp"--a concept which never, ever needed enunciating.
Hey Arch!
Nobody ever talks about it, but no doubt you've noted the soaring popularity of those little beauty marks over the last 10-20 years. That ink's not goin' anywhere (except south). How many decades before we have a tramp-stamp crisis of epic proportion?
I'm overwhelmed, or at the very least, whelmed.
If you'd like to make a donation to my campaign, I take PayPal.
Fuck that cocksucking sack of nad warts bastard. Did you know that when Schmutzie isn't drunk he's actually sober? I hear he turns his back on monkeys and worst of fucking all when he shoots his wad he screams, "READY. FIRE. AIM". I wouldn't vote for a strangulated hernia like him.
I'll try my damnedest to live up to those expectations lentenstuffe, although I can't guarantee accuracy, I make up for it in volume.
On to the White House, and fuck the monkeys.
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